Rageheads
How It Works
Ten seconds. That's the whole idea.
You don't need a breathing app or a walk around the block. You need to hit something, right now, at your desk, and then get on with your day. That's what this is for.
1. It lives on your desk
Weighted disc base on a tempered steel coil. Set it down and it stays there — through a full swing, not just a poke. About 20 cm tall, so it sits beside a monitor without taking over the desk.
2. You throw a real punch
This is the part a stress ball can't do. Squeezing uses your hand. A punch uses your arm, shoulder and back — which is where a bad afternoon actually sits. One proper swing does more than a hundred squeezes.
3. It hits back
The steel coil snaps it away and whips it straight back to you. One hit becomes a rhythm. That's what turns it from a fidget into an actual reset — and it's why people who buy one end up using it every day instead of once.
4. Then everyone else wants a go
Nobody walks past it without asking what it is. Fair warning: if you put one on a shared desk, it stops being only yours. That's what the 2 Pack and 3 Pack are for.
What's in the box
One punch head, coil and weighted base, fully assembled. No batteries, no tools, no assembly. It ships in its own printed retail box, so if you're buying it for someone else it's already wrapped in everything except paper.
Specs, quickly
- Approx. 20 cm tall · 15 cm base
- Hand-painted moulded head
- Tempered steel coil, bounce-back action
- Weighted disc base for desks and mats
- No batteries, no assembly
- Ships fully assembled in printed retail packaging
Novelty parody item. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with any political figure or party.
Out of the box and onto the desk. Nothing to inflate, screw together or charge.
On every order, no minimum. Tracking is emailed the moment the parcel is scanned.
Damaged, or failing in normal use inside 90 days: replaced or refunded.