Our Story

We made the thing you already mime doing.

Everyone with a desk job has done it. You read the email, you shut the laptop lid a bit too hard, and you throw one imaginary punch at nothing. We just gave it something to land on.

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Why a punch and not a squeeze

Stress balls have been on desks for forty years and nobody uses the same one twice. They're too small to matter and they don't do anything back. We wanted something with weight to it — something you could actually hit, that stayed where you put it, and that moved when it got hit.

That meant three things had to be right: a base heavy enough to take a real swing, a coil with enough travel to bounce properly, and a head solid enough to survive a few thousand hits without cracking. That's the whole product.

It's a joke you can hit

Yes, it's a caricature, and yes, that's the point — it's meant to be funny. But the reason people keep it on the desk after the laugh wears off is that it genuinely works. The joke sells the first one. The coil sells the second one to their coworker.

The easiest gift you'll buy this year

It solves the hardest gift problem there is: the person who has everything and complains about work anyway. It ships in its own printed retail box, it needs no explanation, and it gets an actual reaction in the room rather than a polite thank you.

Who we are

Rageheads is a small operation. We design the products, we run the shop ourselves, and we answer our own email. If something arrives broken, tell us and we'll fix it — there's no department to get lost in.

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